Day 1: ROC--CHI "The show's gonna be great because the dress rehearsal went to shit"

#itstarts

In the spirit of full self-disclosure, our a.m. Mishaps had us seriously questioning how many blondes it takes to drive a car out of New York State.

Folly, party of 2:
1. I oversleep by a solid 90 mins, making my classic mistake of setting a 7am weekday alarm for a Saturday
2. Kat and I blow our "deep conversations" load straight outta the gate, missing our very first exit and overshooting the thruway by 30 mins.  Rookie mistake, but gained some insightful knowledge about love, life, and dog neutering, so not a total loss.
3. An orange TPMS light goes off on the dash, which we conclude must naturally stand for "toilet paper menstrual sycle (with an s).
4. After filling the tires, I have my first of probably several al fresco peeing experiences when I'm faced with an exceptionally deplorable portapotty in the middle of nowhere NY. #minisculebladdersanonymous

*Quick aside- these events transpired before 11 am.

Onward!
Stay tuned, kittens.

10pm update:

Arrived in Chicago without issue. Big shout out to our friends and wonderfully gracious hosts Lauren and Kara. A lakeside walk and flights to the 5th power concluded an awesome first day.

Xo,

Kat & Liz

Xo!

K&L