Days 16 & 17: Las Vegas "What Happens in Vegas...Goes on the Blog"

Riddle of the day: what do you get when you combine two girls on a road trip with a few hundred speedo-clad gays, watermelon vodka slushies, and a terrible lube job? Answer: VEGAS.

On Sunday we got up and in the car by 7am to make it to Vegas by noon. The drive was easy, thankfully.  HUGE shout out to Liam and Isaac for hosting us and showing us a crazy fun day and night on the town! Love you two!

#SQUAD

Let's begin with the most epic pool party that we've ever seen...also known as a garden variety Sunday brunch for Vegas locals.

We pre-gamed at chez Liam & Isaac, sipping on dangerously delightful watermelon slushies.

I been drankin', Watermelon. #yonce

Liz discovers her suit doubles as a drink net. Look Ma no hands!

At the Luxor, we made like the sphinx before hopping in the pool.

Meow

The party was relatively tame early on so we grabbed our new gay bff and tried being hype girls. We quickly discovered we were actually Harry Potter wearing his invisibility cloak:

Don't you want to party with us?

You don't? How bout just looking at us?

Still no response? We'll keep hyping.

Failure is a bitter pill to swallow

Liam (obvoiusly) won the Temptations Sunday runway walk-off! We'd like to think his hype girls helped him take this one home.

I mean I guess he's okay looking

Go-go gadget banana hammock twerker

Luxor was amazing and we had a ball pretending to be gay celebrities.

Post-pool party, we needed to dig deep to fight our inner grandmas who were begging for 9pm bedtime.

Kat is a bat.

Tired but trying to rally for da club

This queen needs no further explanation:

Just a lil Snapchat compilation of all the booty shakers in Vegas

We parted ways with our beloved hosts around 10am Monday. 'Til next time, squad.

It's always sunny in Vegadelphia

Getting out of Vegas we were determined to get an In-n-Out burger to see what the buzz was all about. It was...drumroll...astoundingly average. We were HOT MESSES trying to eat this in the car. Fast food is for jokers.

Never have we been fatter Americans

We've also been ridin' Lil Blurps hard. So we cut her a break today and helped her prepare for a hot date. We took her to Terrible's Lube to get cleaned, lubed, and filled up. Hehe.

Not sure I follow the business model here

Gotta lubed before you use the facilities

Apparently Liz just emerged from living her entire life in an underground bunker and doesn't know what a car wash is.

En route to the Grand Canyon we realized the Hoover Dam was right on the way, so we made a pit stop. It was over 100 degrees and it was a long, hot walk from the car. So naturally we decided to speak in Southern accents calling each other Ethel and Louise the entire time. Definitely convinced many a passerby. A few highlights from the conversation:
"The water in that there dam is lookin' pretty low."
"I just don't know about this whole climate change idea, Louise. It just doe'nt sit well with me."

Oh hot dam 

We made it to the Grand Canyon just in time for a walk before bed!

South Rim Baybay

Tomorrow, we ride mules into the canyon. Pray for us.